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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  I can’t get the Milly Bobby Brown comparison out of my head

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  Candy Cane Lane 2023

  ★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2023

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ½ Watched 25 Dec 2022 2

  I did not enjoy this whatsoever. Literally not a single point in the movie was I thinking it was funny or like “oh that’s cool”.

  Basically just “eat the rich,” but in a very very slow, unfunny way. You don’t care about any of the characters, nothing seems all that surprising. This movie is for you if you think peepee poopoo jokes are hilarious. This movie is for people who apparently need a metaphor laid out for them for 2…