This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Part #4 of Alyssa showing Ian Twilight while Ian shows Alyssa Star Wars.
Alyssa’s thoughts (she said to keep the hashtags because they’re “funny”):
“It’s giving villain arc” (when Anakin says he killed not just the men, but the women and the children too)
“Is Anakin Darth Vader?” (#theory)
“Twilight also has newborns in an army”(about the clones, #paralell)
“Ok love story”
“Obi-Wan is no longer hot” (She says it’s the beard… and SHE IS WRONG)
Ian’s thoughts:
— When…
Part #3 of Alyssa showing Ian Twilight while Ian shows Alyssa Star Wars.
Things I liked:
— Carlisle is still awesome.
— Some of the Jacob stuff was nice. Bella actually smiling every once in a while was a good change of pace.
— More vampire lore! The Volturi was pretty cool!
— Pretty decent CGI wolves and action scenes (improvement over the first movie)
Things I disliked:
— Ugh, the whole movie just felt like setup. Even the Volturi…
More movies need to be made like this.
It's short, heartfelt, doesn't try to do too much, and delivers exactly what it advertised. The performances are incredible, the script is tight, and the characters are easy to fall in love with which makes them all the more easy to cry with. In other words, it doesn't try to do too much because it doesn't have to. Not every movie should have to. Hollywood should take notes.
(Only complaint is that…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Dear Ron Howard,
Please fire whoever your gaffer or colorist is. Whoever was responsible for how unwatchably dark or poorly lit some of this film is. Thanks!
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. Dude, the third act of your movie is so good and the whole double crossing the double crosser and Han shooting first and the coaxium being the real stuff and Dryden being super cocky about all of it and... Yeah. This movie is kind of underrated.
“It's not that kind of game, Han. The object isn't to win. It's just to stay in it as long as you can.”
