film studies student who only watches bad netflix originals
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Africa Paradise 2007
[watched for my goal to watch one film from each country] 🇧🇯 benin / le bénin
there is a lot of potential for this plot, but unfortunately the horrible acting and budget takes over and it felt so unserious for me. why is no one talking about the slow motion fight scene…. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SLOW MOTION FIGHT SCENE 😭😭 i died of laughter watching it. it was many moments like that which made me lose…
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The Land Has Eyes 2004
[watched for my goal to watch one film from each country] 🇫🇯 fiji / les fidji
this film has everything going against it; first time actors, the first (and probably only?) movie to come out of fiji, some plot points that don’t really add anything to the value of the film (who is that little boy. what was his purpose), horrible australians dubbing the supposed spoken english parts, the shockingly bad camera quality and more… however… why was it so…
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Mean Girls 2024
i can tell a lesbian was in the writing room for this one because janice 2024 vers looks exactly like every mentally ill alt teen lesbian with her dyed hair, ripped jeans and embroidery (it’s me i’m lesbians)
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Problemista 2023
there are so many things i loved from this film, it really was the best way to end sff!! from the perfect representation of overstimulation to the way they portrayed 1st gen immigrant familial relationships i just really loved this film. it was queer it was fun it was aspiring and it showed the beauty of unique friendships. idk i just really enjoyed it and i love silly little jokes so i found it so fun!!!
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