I don't know how, but Conner O'Malley took the stories my loser-who-peaked-in-highschool friends would tell me and somehow alchemically transmuted them into cinema gold that replaces a disinterested "oh, cool" reply with "go on, please."
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Thalapathi 1991
I need a mate like Surya tbh
This movie felt like a mess of relationships suspended in a medium which, at the end, rapidly emulsified into a nightmare when the blender was switched on.
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Trap 2024
Tense as fuck. Whiplash-inducing pivots throughout. I want to dock half a star for the classic "he's a killer.... and he has a personality disorder!" trope *still* being used in 2024, but I don't think I've ever enjoyed watching a film this much, so I reckon I'll just ignore that part.
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The Substance 2024
A deranged, grotesque carnival of viscera and cortisol that triggered something seriously Wrong in my brain
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