Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Telefon 1977

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  okay but playing jungle in the jungle is hard af

Popular reviews

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  Hide and Seek 2005

  ★★ Watched 12 Jun 2019

  hide and seek horror cliches and tropes:
  'happy family' having a great time
  parent is depressed but hides depression
  creepy doll
  'i love you 3000'
  depressed parent dies in first 5 minutes
  ballerina music box
  moving to a new and rural, unknown place
  child is now weird
  pet that 100% is going to sense something and then die

  big house in the woods
  locals are weird
  cat jumpscare
  diary
  child runs around and finds something
  'Mommy' 'Daddy'
  MORE DOLLS
  rain…

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  Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Aug 2019

  A Tarantino movie, but its 'hippie' instead of the n-word