this was pretty rubbish, but here's my ranking of spice girls from best to worst having seen this:
- Mel B - pretty decent at acting, the best costuming of anybody (including the genuinely great spacesuit outfit) and has the least one-dimensional traits
- Mel C - pretty funny deliveries, second best outfits and the AC Milan line was good
- Victoria - completely rubbish acting but the one bit they had her do over and over again was good
- Geri - did she do anything?
- Emma - the baby spice thing is annoying
also who the fuck is Nicola?
