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  West Side Story 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2022

  Apparently Ansel Elgort can sing and I'm highly aroused by it

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  Warrior 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2022

  Ditch military, fix family. Fast and furious 10 was pretty good, but there was a lot of mma fighting and no racing. Kinda weird.

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Aug 2021

  Vampires may not have blood in their veins, but turns out they can get erections and do the sex. 100/5 jacob loves a baby

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2021

  This movie ripped off A24's masterpiece The Green Knight. Otherwise vampire sex? Still hardcore af

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