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Recent reviews

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2023

  what the fuck
  #breastfeeding

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  Mom and Dad 2017

  ★★ Watched 16 Jan 2023

  what. what. what. nic cage was literally on cocaine. foreshadowing was used but very poorly. the teenagers are portrayed how a 60 year old man sees them. the editing is ass cheeks. this could’ve been so good with jenna ortega

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2021 1

  Druig can pound me so hard into the sun. When he came on screen my ass itched. His accent made my hole twitch. Every time he came on screen another drop came out. He and Ikaris could tag team me until i could not breathe or think. He could stab my grandma thirteen times and i would give him the most mind blowing head of all time to thank him.

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2022

  if i could give this movie 7 stars i would because i have never seen a batman movie in my life but robert pattinson is the sexiest fucking man i have ever seen in my life. the head i would give him is unbelievable. i mean the sloppy toppy 10,000 with both hands and my toes. when he took his mask off for the first time i moaned. how everyone on set did not spontaneously cum in his presence is…

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