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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  I don’t want to watch this movie ever again.

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★½ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  Didn’t deserve all the hate, but let’s be real— some magic got lost at sea.
  (The original songs are horrible.)

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Marrying someone in Vegas always makes for a good comedy about a divorce. I just wish the feelings hit as hard as the jokes.

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