Izzy

Izzy

Favorite films

  • Doctor Sleep
  • Inception
  • The Invisible Guest
  • Shutter Island

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  • Mickey 17

    ½

  • Babygirl

  • Reality

  • The Lovely Bones

    ½

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  • How to Have Sex

    How to Have Sex

    ★★★★½

    The most painful, raw, realistic depiction of the dark parts of girlhood that I’ve ever seen. 
    Now off to show this to all the young girls in my life.

  • Gotta Kick It Up!

    Gotta Kick It Up!

    The grip this movie had in my soul when I was a kid… felt good to revisit

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  • Aquaman

    Aquaman

    ½

    This is, by far, the worst movie I saw this year. It’s the definition of cheesy, from its stupid dialogue all the way to those aquatic stormtroopers. There’s nothing salvageable about it, not a single second of the script, or the cinematography, or the SFX. 


    I wish I had a more eloquent review, I would’ve written down all of my issues with it, but I never imagined it would be this bad. I was invited to a screening by a movie theater and I’m so incredibly glad I didn’t pay to watch this.

  • Twin Murders: The Silence of the White City

    Twin Murders: The Silence of the White City

    Spanish cinema is usually great at this kind of thrillers, but unfortunately this isn’t an example of that at all. No film should over explain but this one particularly didn’t need to repeat its arguments so much, since everything is obvious from the beginning. 

    On another note, Belén Rueda is the Spanish version of Jessica Lange. 

    El cine español tiene thrillers increíbles, pero este no es ejemplo de ello. Ninguna película debería explicarse demás, pero está en particular no necesitaba tanta repetición porque todo es obvio desde el comienzo.  

    Por otro lado, Belén Rueda y Jessica Lange son la misma persona.

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