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Spring Breakers 2012
this rewatch has got me convinced that there’s no way james franco’s character wasn't based off of lil tay
a movie that has nothing to say, carried solely on its vibes. every single piece of dialogue in this sounded like something my middle school self would fucking say after hitting his chunky ass fucking mod for the first fucking time cause he’s so fucking bad and pretends like everyfuckingthing is a FUCKing video game as fuck for real fuck ass shit as fuck *gun click sound effect* *gun shot sound effect*
…the visuals are so good tho, i could practically taste 2013 through the screen.
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Opus 2025
he did all that….for this dull ass stupid ass floppy ass album omg!! he was definitely trying to come for charli/gagas nachos and missed the mark MASSIVELY. send his ass back to the khia asylum ASAP. ceaser’s request DENIED BITCH like holy shit a 0/10 album!!! sounded like one of those badly mixed drag queen songs preformed on rupaul (no shade to monica) someone PLEASE sever my ass so i can forget that bunk ass beat and those elementary school…
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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel 2009
alvin: borderline personality disorder
simon: obsessive compulsive disorder
theodore: generalized anxiety disorder
brittany: narcissistic personality disorder
jeannette: avoidant personality disorder
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Skinamarink 2022
bro wtf is up with that crunchy ass carpet 🤢
one star for executing something cool and unique with a relatively small budget - seriously, really awesome that they pushed a project this far with a budget under 20k.
half a star for the artistic vision that was almost there, but not quite. the ambience of the whole thing was awesome. but then it’s like, you know something is going to happen and you can feel it building and…
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