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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  absolutely the weirdest fucking movie I have ever seen in my other self’s life.

  about halfway in once the old chick started getting really decrepit i said out loud “she is going to have a boob on her eye”

  an hour later the monster literally sprouts a balloon boob on her eye. i mean how serendipitous is that. and that might also be the most insane prediction because some movies are predictable i would absolutely not put this one into…

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  decent

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  Sharknado 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2022

  Instant classic. Doesn’t get the recognition it deserves. It’s the worst movie ever which in an ass backwards way makes it arguably one of the best films every created. A masterpiece of flaws.

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  Green Book 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  fantastic film, deserves a tasteful review unlike every single other review i’ve written. i won’t even give this one the courtesy of mentioning boobs or dicks or the fact that someone’s head gets blown off.

  none of that happens and that’s okay. i’m getting older, i’m getting wiser. i have taste! no boobs, no dicks, no killing, just a beautiful movie with a heartwarming story. 

  there’s so many ways this film pulls at stereotypes in such an interesting manor. great…

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