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The Godfather 1972
questions my dad asked during this movie:
is this the original? mart scorcese’s? (yes he said mart)
is this his daughters wedding?
michael is al pacino?
is this godfather one from 1940?
what year was this, the 70s?
*mumbling*
who plays his daughter?
*more mumbling*
this won marlon brando how many awards?
when was this filmed? the sixties or seventies?
when was it made? (again)
is that diane keaton?
how many of these are there?
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Shrek 2001
questions my dad asked during this movie:
- is this the original one?
- what did that say? beware of orgies?
- what’s he eating?
- what’s an ogre? is that a real thing?
- was he going to put the rock back?
- is this disney or dreamworks?
- the dragon ate lord farquaad?
- is this a beatles song?
- are they doing the macarena?(his new personal record of least amount of questions asked during a movie)
his rating: 4.5/5 stars
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Madame Web 2024
questions my dad asked during this masterpiece:
- what’s her name? madame what?
- is she possessed?
- is that spiderman?
- did the spider bite her?
- it’s 1973?
- she’s a stepdaughter *incomprehensible* ?
- who’s the actress? is that anna hathaway?
- dakota johnson? is she the daughter of *muttering*?
- is that the guy who got away with the spider?
- what’s going on?
- *40 mins in* is this in new york?
- this is…Translated from by -
Mad Max 1979
questions my dad asked after coming into the room 30 minutes into the movie:
- this is the one with mel gibson?
- this was made in 1980?
*gets up and leaves, comes back*
- is that eric from divergent?
- what year was this made? *again*
- who’s the nightrider?
- mpf? metropolitan police force?
- they are right hand drivers?
- is he 19 or 20 in here?
- what’s his name, goose?
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