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The Monkey 2025
Amazing monkey design. Fun movie…maybe could have gone a little harder, but it stayed entertaining and I caught myself laughing a lot. The kills were hysterical, too.
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The Substance 2024
My partner, at the end of the movie:”Follow Directions, People!”
It took me too long to see this - I love Fargeat, her 2017 debut Revenge was the ultimate inverse of the standard rape/revenge film that has unfortunately remained a fairly standard genre in horror.
Fargeat out-Cronenbergs Cronenberg with this one, utilizing body horror to draw attention to our culture’s continued obsession with youth and the Hollywood Machine’s penchant for tossing out the old for the new, and how that…
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Alien: Romulus 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I’m not going to, because I don’t think I should retroactively be able to change my review scores for films, but in hindsight, even though Longlegs and Cuckoo weren’t excellent (and yeah I kinda took the piss with Longlegs, which was a little unfair I’ll admit), I feel like I should retroactively update their scores to 3 stars, because even though they didn’t work for me, at least they contain bursts of creativity and original thought, and aren’t soulless garbage…
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Nosferatu 2024
I could maybe see how this isn’t a five-star film for some. But for me, it is. Nosferatu is a perfect cocktail of its 1922 predecessor, the themes of Stoker’s novel, and original vampiric lore that most audiences won’t be aware of because vampires have become more synonymous with sex than terror. Not to say that Eggers rendition lacks sexuality, it’s here, but as with the other elements of the film, it’s horrific in nature, unnerving. Orlok is a plague,…
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