Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Notting Hill 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  If Hugh Grant listened to me talk about him behind his back I’m sure he would’ve run up and swept me off my feet 🦶

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  If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 2025

  Watched 31 Jan 2025

  Walked out of the theater completely dazed. This stirred up some dark sediment that had settled at the floor of my conscience in the years since graduating high school. Thankful that I and the people in my life are okay.

  A truly unforgiving experience.

Popular reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ½ Watched 30 Apr 2022

  Somehow missed Dafoe’s penis. Very very sad. Should’ve just rewatched Antichrist (2009).

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2024 3

  Massively beautiful yet painfully hollow. Anxious to rewatch in hope that that thought changes, but currently I’m disappointed in the lack of insight the film delivers regarding the granular thoughts and feelings that lead Paul from a duke’s son to becoming a messiah. Simply drinking that blue cool aid is not enough for me to be convinced. There is so much weight he carries yet we are never allowed to see it or feel it ourselves.