Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  If the Shoe Fits 1990

  ★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  I love rob lowe, but LMAO this was bad

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  This movie fucked me up in the best way dawg. I just transcended. I myself morphed. I’m feeling weird. Odd.

  Very good. So creative. I love body horror. And I loooooove Demi Moore (saying that with my chest)

Popular reviews

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  Around the Fire 1998

  ★★ Watched 30 Aug 2023

  Why is no one talking about the clip in extensions?

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  Fresh Horses 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Aug 2024 1

  I’m mad at you guys for these reviews. You don’t get it. He was the first guy to show her she deserved love. I cried. I sobbed. I weeped. I whimpered.

  Also how’re you gonna give something with Andrew McCarthy and Viggo Mortensen a bad review???? Literally tripping.

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