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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
gonna crank my hog to chica later!! the blanket fort was lame. matpat needs to be punished on a federal or capital level because of his shitty acting performance. William Afton kinda sucked bawls as well, tbh probably the worse movie i’ve watched. i expected chica with them thicc ass thighs, vanessa didn’t even have a gyatt, and there was no reference to markiplier nor the bite of 87, therefore there wasn’t any mention of markypoos gyatt and beautiful chesticals.…
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Saw X 2023
when i “saw” this, i was appalled at what my family watched. my 9 year old couldn’t go to bed last night because of this movie. i watched my baby vomit all over my wife at the eyeball scene. do you sick fucks actually like this kind of shows? like honestly I just wanted to watch a movie about construction safety ,and I thought that “SAW” would have some great carpentry PPE videos. i can’t look at a frame nail…
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Skinamarink 2022
only four seconds in and i’m bored out of my mind, rather be cranking my hog rn than this shit!!! furthermore it’s about ghost and that is not realistic at all, i don’t know who made this garbage but they need to be locked away on Guantanamo bay for not making a badass action movie about something that’s real, like badass skeletons. our god above is likely turned his head in disgust at the boring ass movies we make. GOD did not make ghost!!!
regards, itchy bawls
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