Moe

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(dry heaving) oh hey. Didn't see you there.

Favorite films

  • The Batman
  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • Suspiria
  • Love Lies Bleeding

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

  • The Prestige

    ★★★★½

  • Braindead

    ★½

  • Frozen II

    ★★★

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    Oh. Oh. Oh my God. Oh my God????? OH MY GOD.

    This is exceptional. This movie really lived up to the hype in unexpected, delightful ways. It's absolutely gorgeous and horrifying and incredible and unstoppable. This shit is a sea storm, crashing into you at full speed and drowning you in all it has, only letting up when you're gasping, begging for air.

    The lighting department needs to be wined, dined, and fucked 7 ways til Sunday. I cannot overstate…

  • Monsters, Inc.

    Monsters, Inc.

    ★★★★★

    Someone posted the movie on twitter so I stared it because I love the opening credits scene and suddenly Mike was waking Sully up and I was sucked into this beautiful, rich universe where monsters cry and wear deodorant that smell like wet dog.

    I finally understand why this movie means so much to me, why I watched it obsessively as a child and stared terrified at my bedroom door as a child, waiting for my monster to come in…

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

    Everything about this movie is fucking awesome and incredible too bad this was the last good movie ever made........

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ★★★★½

    tfw ur born in the 19th century and wanting to fuck your frenemy but you can't so you have a magic rivalry instead

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★½

    Oh ya I totally loved this it was [UNCONTROLLABLE WEEPING]

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★½

    Leave it to a lesbian to go back into a self-destructing ship to save an orange cat.

    Tension was so palpable I think you could use it in rope bondage. I haven't felt so frightened in a good minute. I really love the character dynamics you can feel the love poured into the script and the acting choices.