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  Pretty Baby 1978

  ½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  You know, I had read that this was controversial but I didn't fully understand how explicit it would be until I saw it for myself. I'll just file this one under yet another reason I despise the french.

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  Hell Fest 2018

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I spent a sizable chunk of this movie trying to figure out if the short hair chick was JoJo Siwa (derogatory).

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  Dinosaur Hotel 2021

  ½ Watched 12 Apr 2022

  The two children in this movie could very well be the worst child actors I have ever seen.

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2024

  Dakota Johnson spends at least 5 minutes of this film slowly attempting to open cans of soda and failing. It's like she couldn't figure out what to do with her hands in these scenes so the director just tossed her a can of product placement and instructed her to act human, for just a moment, and she couldn't do it.