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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Oct 2024

  It insists upon itself.

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  Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie 2024

  ★ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  I don’t get the uproar over this, I mean, what did you expect from a franchise that should have ended nearly a quarter century ago?

Popular reviews

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  Brute Force 1914

  ★★ Watched 09 Sep 2021

  This was apparently the first movie to ever feature a dinosaur, thats why I watched it. The dino was only on screen for like two minutes, anyone got D.W. Griffith’s email? I want to make a lengthy complaint!

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  The Dancing Pig 1907

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2022 1

  I am convinced that this was made by a time traveler with a deep understanding of underwater Disney animatronics and a Markiplier-esque background in Five Nights at Freddy’s lore. Grotesque. Deplorable. A sin against humanity captured on film. I am of course talking about Five Nights at Freddy’s lore videos, not The Dancing Pig, which was actually quite tame.

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