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Fast Five 2011
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WE’RE SO BACK why is the rock a cop why is he wet like a gatorade commercial at all times LUDACRIS AND TYRESE ARE BACK. there’s gross out poop jokes. the characters buy like 10 tuner cars they end up not using just so the movie can show you 10 fancy tuner cars. IT’S OCEAN’S 11 on WHEELS. massive safes full of money don’t move like that. filmed in georgia™️
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Fast & Furious 2009
The bitch (Vin Diesel) is back. And Paul Walker is a fed AGAIN? I guess! The plot felt empty but the chemistry is back and the cars and stunts are fun to look at again. Shoutout to the final chase scene which felt like half an hour of the same two alternating shots. Shoutout to fridging women. Shoutout to explosions 💥
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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999
I like it. I like that it’s cheesy. If you don’t think that cheesy has a place in Star Wars then what films were you even watching? Times change. Audiences change. Tone changes to match. Not everything has to be for you specifically. George Lucas did not owe you the handjob you expected of him. This work and it’s later companions met a new generation on its own level, while still providing a deep political undercurrent for those wanting more…
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The Matrix Revolutions 2003
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Okay. So like. We have to talk about Kid. Kid is like half of this movie. and he’s an annoying little shit we’re supposed to begrudgingly accept as a well intentioned fuckup type that by pure chance happened to get the thing done and win the day by being in the right place at the right time. but like. He’s standing for something. Maybe he’s not science fantasy jesus, but did that make his role any less vital to the…
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