Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Enemy of the State 1998

  ★★★ Watched 02 Apr 2025

  I always forget Jack Black to be a serious actor

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  The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  She hunchback on my Notre Dame until I Quasimodo

Popular reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2020

  ★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025 1

  Sonic: How are we going to ever bring the egg man to justice?
  Out of nowhere, a doctor strange portal opens
  Mystery voice: did somebody say, justice?
  Out comes Big Boom AJ, Big Justice and The Rizzler
  Sonic Hog: Costco Guys!! Now Jim Carrey stands no chance
  Shadow: Hmph
  Tails: Big Boom AJ you go right. Big Justice you go left. And Rizzler, well you just be you
  Knuckles: Which one is the Rizzler again? 
  Shadow: Hmph
  Big Boom AJ: Before we go, let’s give this movie 5 booms. Ready Sonic? Boom!
  The hot bat: Wait… say that again

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  Dinosaur Hotel 2021

  ★ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  I appreciate the dinosaur hotel practicing proper Covid hygiene. The T-Rex might kill you but at least Carona won’t

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