Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Tarzan II 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  four stars don’t care talk to a wall

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  on second watch i liked it wayyyy more

Popular reviews

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ½ Watched 11 May 2021

  genuinely the worst movie i have ever seen. a colossal waste of time. i literally just watched the most annoying arrogant man have a tantrum because the girl who doesn’t even stick to her own principles dumped him then IMMEDIATELY got married. it wasn’t even cute or quirky it was just aggravating. i have heard such great reviews of this movie i’m literally never trusting anyone again.

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Sep 2024

  camp cute and kind of cringe, i loved it

  fav part was the danny cameo