kempson

kempson

local insufferable softboy who knows absolutely nothing about film

Favorite films

  • Withnail & I
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Aftersun
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Recent activity

All
  • Wonka

    ★★

  • Cunk on Life

    ★★★★★

  • Four Weddings and a Funeral

    ★★★½

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★½

Recent reviews

More
  • Wonka

    Wonka

    ★★

    would have only received one star had it not been for immie burt’s quiet breakdown at the back of the room, followed by her taking a hairdryer to a cake which was then inexplicably “wet everywhere” - all of which made this one of the most enjoyable evenings of my life.

  • Cunk on Life

    Cunk on Life

    ★★★★★

    someone needs to tell professor brian cox about "yes and"

Popular reviews

More
  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

    “they won’t fear it until they understand it. and they won’t understand it until they’ve used it”

    in the eye of the storm, all is calm. but still the fire rages, and guilt and thrill and shame and ruin all abound in the relentless inferno. turns out, actions have consequences. who knew?

    my biggest surprise from oppenheimer was that it really did need to be three hours long. i was expecting to head this review up with some comment about…

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★½

    just what the doctor ordered. although i do think it was a bit much for a family film to have that gnome sound like he’s getting noshed off while he’s charging.