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  This Is the End 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Apr 2023

  as a black sabbath junkie i feel vindicated

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Apr 2023

  shigeu “dont make a game like a movie” miyamoto, in a strike of genius, makes a movie into a game and succeeds? i think? it was fun but im probably going to forgot most of what happened in this as time goes on. this arguably proves scorsese’s whole “mcu films are rollercoasters” argument more than most actual mcu films lmao

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jul 2022

  man jack sparrow is so cool guys. when i play sonic forces again i’m gonna base my avatar off of him. also i really liked the scene where him and barbossa ferociously made out for THREE SAILOR MINUTES! and in my time that’d be around THREE MINUTES!

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  Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie 1999

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2022 1

  mentally unstable grown ass man watches through everything cardcaptor sakura related in his sophomore year of college. while the anime made me cry like an absolute baby, this was ehhh. i dunno. it was whatever. i think the only things i remember about it were syaoran’s sisters oggling yukito and toya, and the action scene in the third act because the animation was really good and also it was. just sonic adventure lol. also i skipped through the movie to get a taste of what the original cardcaptors dub was like and holy fuck that was a mistake

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