Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Accountant 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  “Why would your clients follow you? You’re an accountant.”
  - Dana Cummings

  This was a good watch! Took me almost 10 years to watch it but I’m glad I finally came around!
  The whole final act all the way to when the credits rolled were so good, gave me goosebumps and nipple chills.
  Can’t wait to see the sequel!

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  Back in Action 2025

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  “You know that if I didn't have superior inner-thigh strength, you would be dead.”
  - Emily

  I feel like the daughter in this was such a punk, like how do you treat Cameron Diaz and Jamie Fox like shit?? Now if it was Amy Schumer and Terrence Howard that’d be a different conversation.
  Also I did not see that “villain” coming! Nice surprise.

Popular reviews

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  Across the Universe 2007

  ★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  “A shagger… a Dong Juan. A seducer of young, vulnerable women.”
  - Jude

  There’d be more stars but then the carnival scene happened and that actually lobotomized me.

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  Toy Story 4 2019

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  “I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom!”
  - Forky

  Honestly, fuck Bonnie. Andy trusted you with his toys, it was an emotional goodbye but you threw all that away for a spork?!