ItsSchnitzel

ItsSchnitzel

Human by day; human by night
Big gay 🏳️‍🌈

Favorite films

  • Fight Club
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Call Me by Your Name

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  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

  • Salem's Lot

    ★½

  • Better Man

    ★★★

  • Kinds of Kindness

    ★★★★

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  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★

    Guys im starting to think that Benji may be a little troubled...

  • Salem's Lot

    Salem's Lot

    ★½

    Funny how Midnight Mass isn't even an adaptation of Salem's Lot, yet its still a better Salem's Lot than Salem' Lot

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★½

    I'm in love with the movies that could have been.

    A quirky little indie gay romance about a young gay man struggling to fit in in college, falling in love with an obviously straight friend. Relatable, been there, really resonated with me.

    That was only the prologue to a very different movie that doesn't have the same vibe. Sociopath tries to dismantle rich family to take their wealth and estate. Also interesting, love to see the rich eaten.

    However, this…

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    They tried to put him on the cover of Vogue...

    But his legs were TOO LONG

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