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  • Stalker
  • Pinocchio in Outer Space
  • Sorcerer
  • Mandy

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  • The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    ★★★★

  • The Wages of Fear

    ★★★★½

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

  • El Topo

    ★★★★½

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  • Nostalgia

    Nostalgia

    ★★★★

    If they’d played Eduard Khil's “I Am Very Glad, As I Am Finally Returning Back Home” as the credits rolled it would’ve been the greatest film of all time. A rare miss from Tarkovsky.

  • Reds

    Reds

    ★★★★★

    3 hours and 15 minutes and not even so much as a Pete Rose name drop?! The guy had 4,256 career hits! No Joe Morgan, no Johnny Bench…what the hell are we doing here Warren???

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  • The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    ★★★★

    Look I'm just sayin I've never heard of a pro-cop, anti-sex worker movie where the *UT* football team does a naked dance number in the locker room shower. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    Also kinda shocked Marvin Zindler snitched, I never knew he was a fuckin narc like that. The Mark Davis ass wig was diabolical too lmao I would have to sue for character assassination if they did me like that.

    (Bumping half a star for that little black number Dolly wears early on.)

  • The Wages of Fear

    The Wages of Fear

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • An Officer and a Gentleman

    An Officer and a Gentleman

    ½

    Never seen this film and never will. I refuse to support Greg Pecknold slander. Fuck Richard Gere.

  • Sorcerer

    Sorcerer

    ★★★★★

    Absolutely insane that this isn’t a pantheon Dad Movie that plays 500 times a year on TNT. Also incredible that they used to make films like this. As much as I find New Hollywood worship to be overbearing at times, it’s unquestionably the pinnacle of American filmmaking. They don’t make ‘em like Friedkin anymore. RIP to a legend.