any and all reviews posted between 2021 and 2023 should be considered the hysterical ravings of a madman.
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The Hateful Eight 2015
immediately captivated.
i haven’t seen much tarantino (like, at all) out of a deeply personal, profound resentment and a level of stubbornness so massive it reaches near toddler-like.
but this was a BANGER. ALL CAPS. and apparently, not even his best.
my boycott continues, with weakened resolve.
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Babygirl 2024
incoherent and unrealized. you can tell which parts they were hoping might be screenshotted and ripped onto a cinema aesthetic twitter page.
it is, in every single visual element, needle drop, piece of dialogue, and acting choice, the idea of a movie (comment courtesy of zahra).
CHOP!!!
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I Saw the TV Glow 2024
if you’re ever thinking to yourself “everybody feels like this sometimes. it’s nothing. i won’t think too hard about it.” watch this movie in a room full of cis/het/cishet college students, expecting jumpscares and enough room between dialogue to throw in a zinger.
within the first twenty minutes, you know exactly what kind of horror movie this is going to be. it’s a sinking feeling. it’s dread. it’s a terrifying, just barely tolerable, can’t-bear-to-address-it tension.
i need a cigarette. i need a hug. i need to write.
unbury yourself.
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