Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  Scary

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I love oxymorons

Popular reviews

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Apr 2024 1

  My thoughts during this movie but they get progressively less funny:
  Thufir hawat once again talking u out of this shit
  Less gay (straight) the last of us
  Beetje boos
  There was just a doppelganger behind us??? Wtf???
  WTF IS A KILOMETER
  Pewpew
  Star wars? more like earth wars
  Han solo? more like Han trio
  Washington more like washing them mf dirty clothes
  "This gunfire is getting me extremely fucking hard"
  But you know, BANGBANG INTO THE ROOOOM
  Pookie
  Shoot…

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  Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jun 2023

  Optimum prim *uu aa sound*