Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  mickey 17: kind of annoying, narc, dork, weirdo, silly, and endearing

  mickey 18: heroic, sexy, funny, dark, major daddy vibes

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  We Bought a Zoo 2011

  ★★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  this is one of Matt Damon’s most underrated movies and i will DIE on this hill

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  i thought this was brilliant and perfectly on the nose for the new wave feminism/post-Barbie movement we’ve seen hit in the last year. Elizabeth Sparkle is fighting ageism one boob at a time and i fucking love it

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  tedessco’s vape scene will stick with me for a very long time