Now, if you'll allow me to express my feelings through Peter Griffin:
Peter: There's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I did not care for Jack Black in the Holiday.
Lois: What?
Peter: Did not care for Jack Black in the Holiday.
Chris: How can you even say that, dad?
Peter: Didn't like, didn't like him.
Lois: Peter, he's like the perfect example of female gaze.
Peter: And this is what everyone always says, whenever…