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Descendants: The Rise of Red 2024
Watching this makes the og Descendants look like an Oscar-worthy masterpiece. PLEASE stop making sequels nobody asked for
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American Psycho 2000
Why does a corporate psychopath have a better morning routine than I do? The whole business card thing is so funny though, it’s like they’re trying to see who can get the rarest Pokémon.
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The Decameron 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Oh to be waiting out the plague at an Italian villa wearing lavish dresses and playing weird little garden games with a self-obsessed 28-year-old who can’t manage to get married (the horror), her sapphic handmaid, the horniest and most adorable wannabe nun, her gay husband, a servant-lady who’s a lesbian, a lady-servant who’s her sister, a beautiful man who’s a questionable doctor, his not-so-beautiful incel patient, the dommy mommy that no one knows how he snagged, and the well-meaning steward of the villa who’s just trying his very best to make sure things don’t all go to shit (no promises though)
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