ivansemashev

ivansemashev

“It seems to me, gentlemen… this one was… a comedy.”

Favorite films

  • In Bruges
  • The Thing
  • Arrival
  • Suspiria

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  • One Day in Istanbul

    ★★★½

  • A Visitor to a Museum

    ★★★★

  • Young Frankenstein

    ★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

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  • One Day in Istanbul

    One Day in Istanbul

    ★★★½

    Turkish men confused by Russian stages of grief:

    1. Depression
    2. Alcohol
    3. Quiet
    4. what?
    5. Alcohol but smiling

  • A Visitor to a Museum

    A Visitor to a Museum

    ★★★★

    Brian David Gilbert’s voice: “I’m going to throw myself into the sea.”

    A Soviet biblical post-apocalyptic arthouse vision of hell on Earth, and at times an absolute fever dream. Maybe it’s the older film cameras, or the aspect ratio and sound design, or just the legitimately grim filming locations, but this movie really got to me, and felt a lot harsher than most other versions of a post-cataclysm world.

    Also, so many of the visuals were legitimately amazing and incredibly striking in a way I’ve never seen before.

    A bit slow though, but hey, so is eternity.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    Fun fact: for one of the vampire hunter scenes the prop master forgot to bring the long thick iron stake, but Willem Dafoe just provided his own it’s in the trivia, look it up!

  • Wicked Little Letters

    Wicked Little Letters

    ★★★

    This is the female equivalent for the story of Banshees of Inisherin. Quite fun though.

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