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  Hotel 2004

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  "Amazeballz" is not a word I use lightly. Just when you think too many explosions, too many gunfights, too many god-damn mecha shark battles have been crammed into 76 minutes of badassery, another one comes your way. And all you can do is to hold onto your seat, thinking "fuck, there's no way we're in for another volcano eruption." And then it happens. I'll never forget when the main character faces the evil witch of the forest and says "Abracadabra, bitch" and blows her freaking green witch brains all over the floor with her .357 magnum (spoiler alert). Amaze-fucking-ballz, dude.

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  Bubble 2005

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  That's a "holy fuck!" from me! This is one of those movies where you have to pause every few minutes to catch your breath. Everything, from the high speed car chases to the iconic mecha T-rex fight, just all round metal as hell. I have to commend Soderbergh's use of practical effects instead of CGI. I mean, fuck, they really blew up a real god damn actual doll factory for that ending scene where the main character's best friend dies heroically. Spoilers by the way. Anyway, watch this one if you're an adrenaline junkie, definitely not for the faint of heart. I was hyperventilating throughout.

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