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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2023

  I was feeling very ill before going like actually on the verge of death I think partly because I only had 2 bananas to eat all day. Anyways I ate a bunch of sour skittles and m&m’s during the movie and I think it cured me

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  Tampopo 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2023

  Ramen is not hard to make put it in the microwave for 2 fucking minutes then add the chicken powder after

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  The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999

  ½ Watched 01 Jun 2023

  SCARY!! EVIL MAN!!! HAD TO WATCH 3 EPISODES OF SESAME STREET AFTER TO BE ABLE TO FALL ASLEEP!

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  Trolls Band Together 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Dec 2023 4

  Trolls band together? More like trolls need a sweater— wowee, this movie was cool!!! When they said words like sus, gyatt, and rizzler, I really felt at home—it reminded me of when I let my brain rot for 8 hours on TikTok!!!

  Fr tho this movie had so many sexual references the parents watching must have been absolutely horned to the devils head. The inter-species romance was definitely a low point for the trolls franchise. But at least Camilla caballo was in it

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