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  Open Season 2 2008

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Apr 2024

  Me when I try to eat healthy but mum bakes cookies:
  *sniff* 
  OH NO 
  “THE FOOD OF OPPRESSION I MUST BE STRONG”
  …
  0.5 seconds later 
   …
  “OH MAYBE JUST A TASTE” 
  …
  THE BATTLE OF YAHS AND NEINS COMMENCES
  …
  …gives in…feels bad
  …but my fat ass keeps eating anyway lol…

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  Open Season: Scared Silly 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Apr 2024

  I have never related to a dog so much in my life!

  #ithinkimMr.Weenie

  #send help

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  The Jungle Book 2016

  ½ Watched 31 Dec 2023 1

  No, no, no, I don’t care what anyone else says this movie is so bad! 
  The kid is annoying, the whole movie has lost its fun. 
  It’s boring and has almost the same plot as the original just way worse. 
  The only good thing is the cgi!
  I can’t believe I wasted part of my life on this!!!

  #F
  #RIP
  p.s I’m sorry but it’s like they kidnapped a random kid from India and held him at gunpoint to film this.

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  Fantastic Four 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2024

  I guess I’ll be telling my brother to find a blind woman, as it might be his only chance 🤞

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