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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Hilarious

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Wow

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  Sharknado 2013

  ★ Watched 26 Apr 2022 3

  Ok this will be the biggest review I ever wrote. And there will be spoilers. 

  The first 15 minutes are kinda random or whatever. 

  But then I kid you not at 19:25 a shark comes flying through a glass window and not much after a guy hits a shark with a bar stool. Meanwhile someone says:

  “What the hell, there’s sharks on the street” 

  And then I wandered off for about 2 minutes and they were in a house and the…

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  Allen v. Farrow 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2021 1

  Rating it 5 starts because it’s absolutely insane that people are rating it 1 star to side with a peadophile. 
  Fuck Woody (and those defending him). Being a fan of his films is no excuse, find other films. Thousands of good filmmakers make films and are not shit human beings - you won’t run out of films to watch.

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