Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  What in the fucking fuck was this fucking fuck plot fucking twist tha fuckkkkkkkkkkii

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  The Witch 2015

  ½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  Black Phillip can suck my dick

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2023

  This one goes out to my only huevo... Juanaflippa
   
  Juanaflippa you're my egg
  And I want you back so bad I'd beg 
  Juanaflippa you do flips
  When all I can do are misclicks

  Flippa, Flippa, Flippa, Flippa, Flippa, 
  Flippa, Flippa, Flippa, Flippa, Flippa 
  I love you, huevo
  Flippa, Flippa, Flippa, Flippa, Flippa, 
  Flippa, Flippa, Flippa, Flippa, Flippa
  And I miss you

  Quackity, Ph1lza, and my BITCH wife too
  A thousand fucking court cases won't keep me from you
  Juanaflippa…

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  Hur hur hur hur hur, hur hur hur hur hur. Hur hur hur hur, hur hur hur hur

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