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Recent reviews

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  Tell Them You Love Me 2023

  Watched 11 Feb 2025

  holy shit

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  This Is Sparklehorse 2022

  Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Mark,

  A lot of people miss you a whole lot. Thanks for all you did. Even if I can’t bring myself to hear your voice much anymore, I know it’s there when I need it. 

  Please send more yellow birds

Popular reviews

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  Ex Machina 2015

  ½ Rewatched 22 Oct 2023

  Dear Professor number TWO who’s made me watch this because they think it’s so deep, 

  Is this film exploring the limitations of post humanist thought in a new and interesting way? I’m not really sure. At the very least it’s showing us the dangers of men programming the ‘next evolutionary step,’ but we probably could’ve seen that coming without another A24 film.

  There’s something very gross to me about this film, and not because gross things happen, but because it…

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  Little Murders 1971

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2024

  When Patsy says “Alfred, you're the first man I've ever gone to bed with where I didn't feel he was a lot more likely to get pregnant than I was!” I realized I just want to impregnate Elliot Gould. 

  This might be one of the funniest films I’ve ever seen. As much as I love Buñuel, I appreciate even more that there’s very little that’s francophone here. Little Murders is as American as apple pie, and dare I say, it’s…

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