Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  me realizing that the dwarfs just play minecraft everyday irl

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  let’s make like an egg….
  AND FUCKING SCRAMBLE

Popular reviews

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  Heathers 1989

  ★★★★★ Added

  FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW. DO I LOOK LIKE MOTHER TERESA?! 
  winona ryder & christian slater in this film make my heart just MELT. I MEAN COME ON 😍😩

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Nov 2024

  skye riley, you ARE & will ALWAYS be that bitch

  ps, voss water count: 7 (yes i counted)