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Trapped In The Closet: Chapters 1-33 2012
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Opus 2025
It was good! I liked it! But I also feel like every a24 horror film follows the same algorithm, they’re all beginning to become a blur to me. Cult horror needs a Hail Mary and they need it NOW. The music was super awesome. Ayo is a superstar and she killed it, I blame this score on the production studio and script.
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The Monkey 2025
THEO JAMES IS SO SEXY BUT THEO JAMES WITH A SHITTY MULLET WIG IS SEXIER, I loved it perfect pacing, perfect timing, perfect casting. Beautiful ending, beautiful story telling. Made me giggle, but the white lady behind me was laughing so hard I thought she’d choke and die. Very on theme. Edit one hour later: Was a 5 star then realized I hadn’t given that rating out yet, if I had seen peen, this would’ve earned #1.
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Fifty Shades Darker 2017
Idk what I was expecting, maybe a funny, sexy movie about love and BDSM to watch with pals on Valentine’s Day, but it was a cruel and unusual watch. Idk how they made 3 of these. Jamie Dornan was the unsexiest I’ve ever seen him, and Dakota Johnson has always been a milquetoast nepo baby to me. Did like the spanking.
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