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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★ Watched 17 Jun 2024

  Rubbish! The premise is fun and the first half is entertaining enough to get you to watch the second half but I found the tone at the end so misplaced and weirdddddd. Like, cold blooded murder is fine if the guy is a dick? Really? If the film had been violent and dark throughout or if the threat had felt tangible then maybe that works but it felt lighthearted and rom/com cheesy and then *SPOILER* they suffocate the guy on the floor and start making out as he dies? Naaaaaah.

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2024

  There are probably more important critiques to make but all I have to say is: it's so deeply impractical to shoot film in a war. I can't get over it. I can't believe no one in the film made fun of her for shooting film. She didn't even have a flash.

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  Perfect Days 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Apr 2024

  I want to know the science behind this one. Not boring for a single second. You actually start to crave the simple bliss of his daily routine. Exquisite, simple, like playing your new favourite song on a sunny day.

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  Rotting in the Sun 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2023 1

  Is it horny tho? Lots of dicks on the loose and background sex but I would not describe this film as horny. Its a claustrophobic, frantic, absurdist, dark comedy that made me laugh and gasp. I think Titane was the last film that shocked me like this one. I think it's best to watch knowing almost nothing about it.

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