Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Nymphomaniac: Vol. I 2013

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Mar 2023

  Haha sex

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  The Princess Bride 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jun 2022

  Every single time I see this movie it feels like I’m seeing it for the first time ever

Recent reviews

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  Carne 1991

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  “I’m gonna fuck her ass so hard she has a miscarriage”….WOW 😃😃

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  Terrifier 2016

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  sawing a girl in half starting at the pussy….crazy work

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  If I could clone Robert Pattinson there’d be like 1000 of them to dong me down all day everyday. It’d be a problem for everyone.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024 1

  So why was this shit so fucking horny… like there was maybe like a total of five non-horny minutes. Also, diabolical work making Count Orlok so fucking fine. Babe checked all my boxes: creepy, mustache, tall and Eastern European…bitch I would’ve gladly gave this pussy up for that man AMEN 🙏