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  Avicii - I'm Tim 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  waiting for love was a joke to a lot of ppl but it was never a joke to me… i got a $15 itunes gift card for my 12th birthday and the first song i bought was wake me up </3

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  pilates making me so skinny that I too could fit through that dog door!!! here I come theo!!!!!!!!

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2023

  1. it’s not recommended to have a laughing fit during the bathtub guzzling scene
  2. PLEASE GIVE BARRY KEOGHAN A FUCKING AWARD OH MY GOD
  3. Jacob Elordi has never looked so fine in his life
  4. the lighting, the partying, the set, the cast, camp itself hasn’t even seen something so camp before…

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2024 1

  I was actually walking down Forbes Avenue one night at 3:14 am and Emma Stone popped out of the alley and SNATCHED me! Said the only way she’d let me go is if I became the executive yapper on the set of Poor Things, so of COURSE I said yas! While working with everyone on the cast I had a vision/dream of the world becoming an ouroboros and said to Ms. Stone, “YOU are the world, henceforth making you the…

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