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J00x

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Favorite films

  • Toy Story 3
  • Slacker
  • Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem
  • Güeros

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  • Do the Right Thing

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

  • Serial Experiments Lain

  • The Apprentice

    ★★★½

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  • Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem

    Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem

    ★★★★★

    Every once in a while, humanity gets lucky and we get some amazing artists or one in a million groups. Every now and then, planets align, and we get Discovery.

    An album nothing short of innovative, that still sounds so modern 23 years later. It’s expansive, it’s encompassing, and it’s ambitious. In it I hear artists from some of the most underground, niche electronic artist to Grammy winning, millions-of-listeners artist.

    The actual movie itself isn’t the best thing I ever…

  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★

    "Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."

    How much more predictable can a movie get? Not much. Maybe due to watching it nearly 20 years later, but make no mistake, it's far from bad.

    People seem to have a problem with the lighting, but I think it adds to it. I'm a big fan of the griminess throughout the whole movie. Performances are good for the most…

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  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    ★★★★★

    What the fuck?

    It’s genuinely fucking absurd, watched in intervals I couldn’t believe my eyes.

    To be honest, before this I hadn’t been all that familiar with Tom Green or any body of work he’s been in. 

    First couple of scenes, basic characterization as man-child, sure. 

    Next couple, funny scene, Tom Green yells “Get the fuck out of the way!” It’s abrupt. Then boom, around the 7:08 mark, brakes screech. 
    Horse dick. 
    Tom Green jerks off a horse.
    Scene.

    Why?…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★½

    Kasper:
    DUNE part 1: ⭐️⭐️
    This movie boring and fucking sucks