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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  As soon as I heard the words “ total besties” I prepared myself for two hours filled with shameless attempts to become meme-able. One of the characters that remained the entire movie was a useless, cringy, fan fiction writing dork whose only role was to almost die and never redeem himself. They rode off the coat tails of that chicken and that cute ass pig the entire time. at one point there was a dominatrix bat woman so that was…

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  Zombieland 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  I’m here for woody and woody alone

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  Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021

  ½ Watched 06 Oct 2024 2

  I’m convinced that this is a joke that everyone is in on but me . This was the worst thing I have ever seen and to this day I cannot fathom why it is highly rated I hate that fucking shell.

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  So disappointing. So much they could have done and they fucked it :(

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