Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Sep 2022

  amazing movie but let’s be honest.. white supremacists gonna have a field day with this one😮‍💨

  
  “white people were slaves too” vibes

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Aug 2022

  so many great easter eggs. excellent subversion of expectations. i missed seeing keke palmer on screen her energy is unmatched. honestly everyone in this movie is hot. speaking of..

  wtf happened to steven yeun???

Popular reviews

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  Dear Comrades! 2020

  ½ Watched 31 May 2021 1

  Here it is, my best review. And the most dignified review this sweaty film will receive.

  Hahahaha this is literally the animal farm of movies.... iykyk. And if you don’t know you’re probably a westerner with Stockholm syndrome or have less of an interest in world history. All of the ‘problems’ brought up through this time can be easily debunked by simple research of aggregate standards of living in the USSR throughout this time. Google is free. This is quite…

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  And So We Put Goldfish in the Pool. 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Jul 2020

  The best existing thing that can technically be classified as a prank video on YouTube