I had my quippy little review all planned out and ready. I was going to call Ben my favorite final girl then be on my way. But no, the ending had to ruin all of that. Fuck you George Romero.
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Night of the Demon 1957
Men will literally play hot potato with a demon curse from hell before going to therapy
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Mars Attacks! 1996
This movie was made possible by Raycon. If you want to blast martians just like Ray J, there’s no better way than with these super comfortable and affordable noise cancelling earbuds.
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? 2000
“The Soggy Bottom Boys” is also the name of my favorite gay porn
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