Jordan

Jordan

I love movies and being melodramatic

Favorite films

  • Kajillionaire
  • Bottoms
  • Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular

Recent activity

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  • Presence

    ★★★★

  • Fancy Dance

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

  • Anora

    ★★★★

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  • Presence

    Presence

    ★★★★

    At first I was like “oh yeah this movie fucks” and THEN THEY STARTED PLAYING BASEMENT  and I was like “OH YEAH THIS MOVIE FUCKS”

  • Fancy Dance

    Fancy Dance

    ★★★★

    CRIMINAL BUTCH CUT OFF T SHIRT GOLD CHAIN LILLY GLADSTONE i would rip out my still beating heart to hear u snarl in my direction I MEEAAAAN C’MON

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    They didn’t even kiss once… I’m pissed

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    Good movie, bad ending. Masterful use of the word faggot

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